I really don’t know why they left it in trash? They are sooo great! So we took care of them, maybe you’d find them useful. 1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ’Cause when I got one...I got real snippy.
2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I’d say "get well soon" but I know it’s incurable!
3. My tire was thumping I thought it was flat...when I looked at the tire, I found your cat...Sorry!
4. You had your bladder removed and your on the mends... here’s a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends!
5. You’ve announced that you’re gay, and won’t that be a laugh, when they find out you’re one... of the Joint Chiefs of Staff!
Windows for Warships: Crash Report
KOZAK
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29 października 2004
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English people also have problems with MS Windows and laugh at them! Surprising, isn’t it? Here’s one in good, old, english style;) Enjoy!
Transcript of Support Request RN302896:WINDOWS SUPPORT:
Thank you for calling Microsoft Windows for Warships Support Line. Where do you want to blow up today?
COMMANDERThis is Commander Nelson of HMS Excel. We appear to be under attack and our computer keeps freezing.
WINDOWS SUPPORTI see. Are you sitting in front of your computer now?
COMMANDERYes. Also, our Combat Management System is telling us we need different drivers to fire our missiles.
U think ur good @ comp. acronyms? So y don’t u try th@ list? NAPSTER
No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying
TWAIN
Technology Without Any Important Name
PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can’t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASIC
Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft (or conversely "I Build Macs")
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon Too
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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